how much money do they pay the models in stock photos
IS THAT SALAMI
this is my favourite headline of all time
My yearbook quote.
When a cool ass mutual reblogs something from you and you kinda just
come to your fathers arms child
he’s like ‘joss, joss what are you saying, joss’
“Oh dear, there goes my gentleman image, it’s all right Joss, I forgive you! Bless you, I’m sure it was just a mistake”
reblogging again new comments
"I really don’t understand these Americans."
Two prairie dogs cuddling like humans at the pet store yesterday
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
Considering that all of these are false, no.
Last PPG episode - 25th March, 2005
First Spy kids movie - 30th March, 2001
First crash bandicoot game - 31st August, 1996
Earliest release of Pokemon Red and Blue - 27th February, 1996
At what point when researching the original release date of Pokemon did you not stop to think that “Pokemon Red was released in 1868” MIGHT have been a joke?
At what point when reblogging and adding your reply did you think that there are some people on tumblr who don’t consider this joke to be anywhere near funny?
Sorry, I will add a trigger warning before #jokes from now on.